Robin Goodfellow's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I've decided to go monogamous... with someone else-- catch you in the funny pages!"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

...Oh, for the love of Romulus' hairy, pimpled-... Yes, well. I suppose this is as good a time as any to verify the above statement ( Read more... )

The regularity of me asking this is becoming distressing and downright boorish. I have a new idea, why don't we see if we can go a week without killing anyone? How does that sound? Exciting, I know. At least, it'd take a while to get repetitive ( Read more... )

I'll get that cat I was talking about, now. Georgia, are you coming or not?

And, yes, that was one of the better New Years I've had.

As for resolutions, well, one such as myself doesn't particularly need resolutions. I’m fine just the way I am.